me trying to figure out how to approach this conversation in a normal way that makes me seem normal and not a weirdo

yeah that's the right gif

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

commander, this edible did not hit as intended

careful there, captain. you shouldn’t take another until at least two hours after the first dose

another!

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"Helmsman take us out of warp!" "Captain we are at 0.1 impulse."

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

Suuuuuck

*FOOMP*

and don't forget, this is pretty much the same way their daughter Bindi met her husband.

the unbelievably heavy burden i bear every time i see someone post this screencap knowing that it's just a louis ck bit that she's posting verbatim

tf2 heritage post

Let's for a moment forget the obvious answer of where the pain would be in like, everywhere but the leg.

Actually, you will most certainly feel the pain IN THE LEG long after it is gone and the stump of your thigh heals. Though I doubt OP knew that phantom pains were a thing or did not at least have them in mind at the time they made this post.

Severed limbs hurt for years after amputation. Or so I've heard.

Can you imagine a pain or an itch that can not be treated because the injury no longer exists?

why the hell are you here

isnt it obvious? she's here to let everyone know some interesting details about amputations. so lets all be respectful and listen to what she has to say ok?

oh yeah you're right, my bad